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moonemojii:

When someone lies to you but you already know the truth
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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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dankleaf:

avantgauche:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

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I fucking hate shit like this because now i’m going to have to watch this whole god damn anime just to get your shitty joke and be able to die in god damn piece

Pokemon Sapphire Let’s play Part 8!

shouldnt:

honestly my phone could give me as many warnings as it wants, but i will still wait until my battery dies before charging it

deanisanactualprincess:

dameofspace:

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

what so funny? over 32,000 notes for a slightly embarrassing dad selling a bracelet?? is this some sort of fandom joke? do y’all just share some sort of inside joke that i’ve been left out of????

deanisanactualprincess:

dameofspace:

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

what so funny? over 32,000 notes for a slightly embarrassing dad selling a bracelet?? is this some sort of fandom joke? do y’all just share some sort of inside joke that i’ve been left out of????

(Source: sexhaver)

"First, I will take my time bludgeoning you, and when I grow bored of it, I will drive you to the edge and deliver a last strike to send you falling to your doom!  I’ll delight in casting your body into this pit and snuffing out the flame of your life!  Your broken body will serve as fine sustenance for the demon king!"